60 Funny Friendship Quotes For Your Best Friends

Looking for the best funny friendship quotes? A life without a friend is like a car with no petrol. You can stay in it, but it won’t go anywhere. Friendship is the base of life essence; the basic strands of friendship are loyalty, trust, and faith among both people.

Friendship quotes can serve as the best prominent way to describe your emotions in the best possible way. Expressing your feeling with some funny quotes can help make friendship better. Below you will find our collection of best funny friendship quotes and sayings.

60 Funny Friendship Quotes For Your Best Friends


  1. You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell.

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  2. Friendship is so weird, you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.

  3. It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring and smart. My advice to ya’ll is, Don’t lose me.

  4. We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much!

  5. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.

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  6. A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

  7. Dear God, If you can’t make me skinny, please make my friends fat. Amen.

  8. A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out of jail. your best friend sits next to you and says ‘wasn’t that fun?

  9. FRIENDS buy you a lunch. BESTFRIENDS eat your lunch.

  10. I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

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  11. True friends are like loud farts they do not smell like as much as the others, always make you laugh and life is impossible to live without them.

  12. A lifelong friend is someone you haven’t borrowed money from yet.

  13. Making a million friends is not a Miracle.The miracle is to make a Friend who will stand by you when millions are against you…

  14. Everyone needs a loud,funny, deep,wise, kooky,artistic,warmhearted friend.

  15. Friendship is finding that special someone you can really enjoy acting like a dumb ass with!

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  16. She’s my BESTFRIEND.Of course I’m going to tell her everything you just said.

  17. A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg! Even though they know you’re slightly cracked!

  18. Never let your friends feel lonely…Disturb them all the time.

  19. True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people …Together!

  20. Dear best friend, You’re stupid. You fail. You’re weird. You’re not perfect. But. That’s okay. I’m like that, too.

  21. I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

  22. Ever look at your best friend and wonder why the hell aren’t you both comedians?

  23. I hate you, and then I love you. It’s like I want to throw you off a cliff, then rush to the bottom to catch you.

  24. Me and my best friends can communicate just with… face expressions.

  25. Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean…But the true one stay, like an octopus on your face.

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  26. No matter how SERIOUS life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

  27. A true friend scolds like a dad, Cares you like a mom, Teases like a sister, Imitates like a brother and finally Loves you more than a lover.

  28. As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

  29. I’ll text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend you literally signed up for this.

  30. Going to your friend’s house and being like, ‘Dude where’s the food?’

  31. We will always be friends until we’re old and senile then we can be new friends.

  32. I wish my friend’s houses were connected to mine by secret tunnels.

  33. Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them. Your smile, your hope and your courage.

  34. Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

  35. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

  36. A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.

  37. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

  38. A friend is important, as with them we can easily share our problems without any sort of hesitation.

  39. There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

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  40. I’m Shy at first but…I do the stupidest random shit when i get comfortable with someone!
  41. My best friend is the only person in the world who could stop me from crying.

  42. A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

  43. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.

  44. A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it.

  45. You are my smile which will never fade. A breath sweet to take. That is why I will treasure our friendship forever.

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  46. Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.

  47. A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.

  48. A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behide your back.

  49. I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street.

  50. One day Love met Friendship. Love asked, Why do you exist when I already exist? Friendship replied, To put a smile where you’ve left.

  51. Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

  52. If you have crazy friends,you have everything!

  53. When my friend isn’t present in school 5% i hope she’s okay. 95% HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!

  54. A friend who understands your tears is much more valuable than a lot of friends who only know your smile.

  55. Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.

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  56. A true friend is the only person who never gets tired of listening to your own pointless dramas over and over again.

  57. Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

  58. A good friend will be sitting in the jail cell next to you. A best friend will bail you out and say ‘told ya I could run faster!’

  59. Real friend’s don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

  60. I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it! You Just have to bear with me till life long.

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